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they spend all of that time and money monkey proofing the planes and still the bananas skins are stacking up. in addition, I wasn't aware that either A or B had a 'crash team' for this purpose...there you go, you learn something new everyday[/QUOTE]
Not so much as a crash team but "heavy rectification team." The Boeing team is known as RAMS, not sure about Airbus though.