SAS,
" had to pour it down the drain instead." I am assuming you re-cycled it before pouring it down the porcelin drain.
In the spirit of Globalism, perhaps the US can offer employment to out of work VC and bored American pilots. Think: Cobra's covering the guys in black pajamas sweeping through Fallujah. NVA Aerial Observers in the Loaches.
Then, on to Afghanistan, to meet with the people who destroyed the Bhuddist Statues.
Stopper back in the Laphroig. Must work tomorrow.
Heliport:
Hope you realize this is fantasy, not politics. The definitions blur.
Chas A