Got clamped at 'The Deid'.
US Security chap, handing me a ticket: ' SIR! You must report to your commanding officer within 24hrs with this ticket SIR!'
Me: 'Yes that's all very well old boy .... but he'll laugh!'
US Security chap, looks bemused, and repeats his previous.
Told the Wg Cdr .. he laughed! ... then I told him it was his car!!!!!
Job well done!