Sir,
It does not take Alcohol to incur a bout of religion....flying with the G-Man will do it for you as well!
Our dear friend and colleague Nick Lappos is a dedicated Tee Totaller.....to the extent he will hide and swear his airline flight broke down rather than make an appearance at a bar (or else is merely afraid to drive in the dark).
To think I had a bottle of Middleton's and a back up bottle of Cardhu for him to enjoy....had to pour it down the drain instead.