I don't know how you Cabin Crew folk keep your patience.
Look, this is how to get out or you will die, listen, LISTEN stop reading the paper. Then...
Tea, coffee, tea, coffee, tea, coffee.
If I was doing it I'd throw it round you 'There, you've got your tea, happy?'
And some idiot is trying to fit a rucksack the size of a small room into an overhead locker. Check it in you stupid bustard.
Almost all my flights are from Ireland to Scotland so it's
teacoffeteacoffeteacoffe really quick because the flight's only an hour.
My heart goes out to you. And I say thankyou every time.
Tough job.
Fos