Thanks for the warning about the music coconutty, unfortunately I was a little slow in turning the sound off on my computer. To combat this, I remembered the words to the American Anthem that Borat used at the rodeo in his film, Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan.!
(To complete the joke, as reported in a paper
http://www.roanoke.com/news/roanoke/wb/xp-16655 )
I also remembered that it is in fact an English tune! (To Anacreon in Heaven)
Even better still is the fact it is an English drinking song!
So when you next hear the Spam Anthem start off,
O say, can you see, by the dawn’s early light,
Just think to yourselves,
Not really mate, I seem to have drunk one too many!!!