Be fair PDC, at least the Olympics will give us 60 days of sheer enjoyment, and lots and lots of medals for the UK for our money.
The Royal Navy would make the carriers and destroyers last at least 20 years, where is the fun in that.
Maybe UK PLC can make the 2012 Olympics the most PC yet, with everybody who takes part finishing equal first and getting a gold medal, and no one finishing last.
Here's hoping the shooting teams miss the red targets and hit the brown(e) ones.
