The irony of fighting in "righteous wars" in order to allow individuals like QDM to graduate with a Masters Degree in hindsight and declare self-glorifying diatribes was always lost on me until after I had left the military. I applaud QDM for reminding me of why some of us did it. If ever I am invited to fight for my country again, I will be sure to check the "must be noble cause" box first.
White flag - Check
Geneva Convention Terms of Surrender - Check
Stockholm Syndrome Study Guide - Check
Blank Ammo - Check
Gentlemen - we are ready to engage the enemy...