The flight is on its way to Barbados when a blonde in Economy gets up, moves to First Class and sits down. The flight attendant sees this and asks to see her ticket. She then tells the blonde passenger that she paid for the Economy section and that she will have to go and sit in the back. The blonde replies, “I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Barbados, and I'm staying right here!”
The flight attendant goes to the flight deck and tells the captain and co-pilot that there is some blonde bimbo sitting in First Class who belongs in Economy and won't move back to her seat. The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she only paid for Economy Class she is only entitled to an Economy place and she will have to leave and return to her original seat. The blonde replies, “I’m blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Barbados, and I'm staying right here!'
Exasperated the co-pilot tells the captain it was no use and the flight attendant suggests he should have the police waiting when they land to arrest this blonde woman who won't listen to reason. The captain says, "I'll handle it. I'm married to a blonde, I speak blonde." He goes back to the blonde, whispers in her ear, and she says, "Oh I'm sorry I had no idea," gets up and moves back to her seat in the Economy section.
The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asked him what he said to make her move without any fuss. "I told her First Class doesn't go to Barbados.”