The famous Jack
For many years people have wondered who is Jack Schitt. Well thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt the fertiliser magnate, married O Schitt, the owner of Needeep N Schitt Inc. They had one son Jack.
In turn Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Despite their parent’s objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school drop out.
After being married 15 years Jack and Noe Schitt divorce.
Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them she wanted to keep her previous name, she became known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loada Schitt and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt.
Two of their other children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable through childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the local news paper announced the Schitt Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd and Horse.
Bull Schitt left home to tour the world and recently returned home from Italy with his new Italian bride Pisa Schitt.
Now when someone says, “You know Jack Schitt” you can correct them.
HT