Drink
Paddy was on a flight back from America - Sitting beside him was a priest. Trolley dolly wanders along and offers Paddy a drink ' I'l have a large brandy please' says Paddy
- 'And you father, what would you like to drink' says the air hostess
- 'I'd sooner be raped by 7 women than let alcohol pass my lips' exclaims the priest.
- 'Hold on now a sec' says Paddy 'I didnt know I had a choice'