Just coming back from the end of the Middle Empire, and got myself re-pressed (after the depression caused by 'Rumours & News' posts), in getting up to date on this thread. Jaw pain and tears of laughter.
One very entertaining one we had on my last trip was the "Who sleeps with whom in the company" gossip, followed by "How would it be if Thisone slept with Thatone" Hilarious! It got nearly out of end when the third wheel of the barrow forsaked a good part of his rest time to participate, and I nearly missed my rest time!
Luckily, there was no member of the FFF(*) on board!
(*) Female Flying Fomunity