Mein predikshuns!
Guten haftanoon,
Zer pay rise is like zer Waffen SS; too liddle, too late! Zere SS vere to slow in dealink viz zere little 'Punch und Juden' problem, und zer 'problem' moved to ozzer kuntries to korse more problems. Even zat fantische aktor und Ozmate, Mel Gibsun, has been vingeing about zem causing all zer Vorld Vors.
I always said mein Furher vos innosent!
Zer same ist happenink in Emirates. Zer insuffishuntrisenontime inkrese ist nicht enuff to stem zer ourflow auf kvalitats Luftmen. Zer whores have bolted before zer doors vos closed, no; so to sprechen.
Ach, I know ve haf moved on lieblings, und kannot look at ze past, so, mein schnitzels, lettuce look into zer future mit mein prediktions:
a. Basinks; Only zer DEC's vill haf zem as even zey cannot afford to kum to zer land auf dates und funny salad, zat stiks on zer teeth. Zer EK Furher vill not allow zer konditions to improve. As zer Furher says; "If zey don't like it, zey kan Bumsen auf!"
b. Reichmarks: Only zer Ozmates deserve zer inkrese in zer money, as zey are ze only vuns kapable auf talking out of zere Ausgang holes! HA HA! Only joking mein prisoner Tommy's.
c. Drivink zer automobilen: Shtay at home und drink schnapps (but nicht before zer 4 hour before zer duty pickuppen)
d. Pik up timen: Ve vill build ze hotel at CBC so you kan kum to verk und never leave. Maximum prodoktivity viz kost neutral.
Auf wiedersen....