Tourist - interesting mix of upper/lower and lack of apostrophe. Has that made your day now? I'm not normally that p*ssed and still trying to work a keyboard!
Perivod - I wish you luck. Because of JPA I have given up making claims and wondering if I'm paid correctly - and now I have to do electronic and paper for every bit of leave (the paper is for the person who actually sorts it out but is not on the lecky paper trail! - barking or what?) The only up side is that 4 months of the year I can sit in the GAFA not worrying about leave, allowances or anything else (except for the monkeys shooting at me) ah bliss......