" 'Ere chief - are you
sure it's one of ours

"?
Or
"Now look what you've done! I've told you before - close the bloomin' back door before you get the butty boxes out"!
Or
"Here he comes again - quick, pass me the bucket of water"!
Or
"Hang on, I'll show him my elephant impression

"!
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Amazing pictures, btw!