Agreed, ORAC.
Having manged to knacker my trusty Nokia 6310i recently, I was dreading having to get one of the new toy phones with lots of things I neither need nor want. I do NOT want FM radio, a camera, photos, silly ring tones or videoclip displays. Although digi-yoof obviously does.
Fortunately eBay came up trumps and I manged to get a brand-new 6310i delivered to my front door less than 24 hours after ordering it! Excellent triband phone, the battery lasts for days between charges and it does all that I want a phone to do - allows me to make speech calls, text messages and download the odd TAF and METAR.