So TrashAir's cabin staff will share a reasonably common corporate look with Chavair, just plaid instead of Burberry. Yes, I can visualise it. A feature of Chavair's uniform is that the blouses are just too short to reach the waistband of the trousers, exposing their flabby, pallid rolls of fat to the air
Their equally-bleached hair is pulled sharply back and secured with an elastic band, allowing the crew member to instantly look years younger with that essentially British contribution to cosmetic surgery, the 'Council House Facelift'.