Fly TrashAir
On TrashAir the only beverage available is grape Kool-Aid or a can of warm generic beer. The flight attendants wear bib overalls with plaid flannel shirts, or no shirt ..titties could hang out on the sides...however they will be quite droopy. The flight attendants will also have large black holes in their teeth or they will have forgotten to put in their bridgework. All the over bleached blonde haired flight attendants will have dark brown roots and all the males will sport mullets. Their overnight luggage will be either a faux designer bag or one of those red white and blue disposable things purchased at the $1.00 store. Galley carts do not fit on TrashAir, they use a small rusted out childs red wagon.
More later, I have a flight to catch!