Ok well my conscience has got the better of me and it's about time I owned up and become responsible for my own actions. Those skid marks, and i'm not talking about the ones i left on the porcelain this morning, could have been the result of me attempting to return to terra-firma after a flight. You can't blame me completely though as i'm just a cadet and don't know any better right? Obviously my babysitter wasn't doing their job properly
