"Mate, you're on the money. Time wasting oxygen thieves who contribute nothing civil and even less service. Time to put them on three year contracts, with renewal subject to both Service requirements and superior performance assessment."
How strange, I was going to suggest the very same thing for the not insignificant number of forces personnel in my part of the MOD who treat their office posting as an excuse to get drunk, come in late (usually hungover), take every Wednesday afternoon off for "sport" and the f*ck off home early on Friday. Doubtless were a CS to act in this way you'd be screaming from the rooftops, or is it just double standards for HM Forces?