CAMPAIGN TO SAVE THE GOATWAY
I've had an idea (although I'll bet that the government already have it in mind
).
In line with common immigration policy, we could start to use RAF transport aircraft (Tristars as we could squeeze more in) to help 'foreign nationals' (ie former 'enemies'
displaced by conflict over the last few years) with their passage to the promised land.
Once here, they could stay in the Goatway
(patent pending) while JPA sorts out their entitlements. Priority JPA access would be given to said Goatway guests over Armed Forces personnel so that we could accommodate their needs better.
From the BZN transport hub, smaller RAF aircraft could be used to 'ferry' the new citizens to their chosen area of the UK where a courtesy car will collect them. Once established in their new homes (ex MQs) they could have access to their benefits via JPA at their local camp, thereby easing the burden on the local benefits offices.
Service personnel will still be able to access the JPA system between the hours of 0300 and 0345, on every alternate Wednesday (leap years only). This priority JPA access would be needed by our newest citizens at all RAF stations, as they would have to claim for the toxic poisoning received during their stay in the Goatway.
And then they'd have to claim for the asbestos exposure too.
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(ps. No offence intended to relatives of, or sufferers of asbestosis. Neither was any offence intended to foreign nationals who have suffered any kind of hardship. Some offence was intended to the staff of the Gateway who singularly managed to p!$$ me off every time I stayed there. Offence was intended to the idiots who run this place - no names, you know who you are.)