Dear Mr Helman's Mutt,
Are you sure you're not a mayonnaise salesman with a name like that? Not that it would matter, daddy likes a bit of Helman's with his (turkey) ham salad. However, despite your assertion that you have the Jumbolino on your license, I see that your profile shows you as piloting the Super twin Jumbolino 355, and we are getting the Super single Jumbolino 350B. Would you be good at flying in such a machine at the low altitudes it is sometimes necessary to maintain when the weather is bad?
I hope you have been trained in the art of Savate in your pointy shoes? Daddy says he doesn't want any wimps who may wish to have MOPOL for protection just because one or two expats have been given an extended country holiday by our friendly and hospitable bush peoples.
Naturally you'll be paid. In return for working here 8 or 9 months a year we'll pay you a top-notch sum in US$ any time we have the money in the account. Naturally, this may sometimes get paid a little late because international financing is a very complex process. If you become a traitor and wish to leave the centre of excellence, naturally all the various outstanding training, housing, insurance, tax, VAT, visa, quota, PTF, NDF and other charges may well come to more than we owe you, in which case we may grant waiver and allow you to leave our country, or daddy may have to get you a special police escort as befits all leaving VIPs.
It's certainly lovely and warm here at the moment and I look forward to receiving your application. This should be accompanied by a brief summary of your bank details and a small advance deposit towards quota fees, STR visa, letter of invitation etc.