You know your a flight attendant if:
1. You are completely indifferent to customer service
2. You teat passenger like they are fee-loaders, not paying guests
3. Fail to look at someone when you talk to them
4. You are only doing the job for the free holiday / flights
5. you can do that false smile nonsense
6. you steal all the decent magazines intended for the pax
7. say there are no veggies meals cus you can't be bothered to look
8. get your own back on a difficult pax
9. wear too much cheap perfume
10. are probably quite a nice person when not flying
Sorry to be so harsh poeple - but you know some of this is true. I have met many extreamely nice flight attendants, but a few really bring down the many.