oooh i remember when this kind of thing went around a while ago.. check out some more funny responses here:
http://www.pprune.org/forums/showthread.php?t=142838
You know your a flight attendant if:
* You carry a personal first aid kit around with you and have tablets and remedies for every conceivable ailment in your handbag
* When someone asks you what a city is like you immediatly talk about how bad/good the hotel is (and forget about the actual city)
* Your hotel taste becomes fussier. What may seem as 5* luxury to someone else becomes to you a filthy cess pit full of ants, dirty carpet and "that rude waiter in the restaurant on the 4th floor"
* You refuse to let anyone sit in your car without a seatbelt on/ you harness your dogs into the back seat with a seatbelt.
* Your wine collection is 50% mini size bottles from the aircraft and hotels.
* You dont buy soap at the supermarket anymore... and your entire family has bathrooms full of hotel ammenity kits.
* Every second thought when booking something is "airline discount?"
* You cant eat slowly even if you try
* When you hear chimes in a shopping centre/restaurant/public place you immediatly look up...