You Know You're a Flight Attendant if..
>>YOU KNOW YOU'RE A FLIGHT ATTENDANT IF...
>>
>>1. You can eat a 4 course meal standing at the kitchen counter
>>2. You search for a button to flush the toilet
>>3. You look for the "crew line" at the grocery store
>>4. You can pack for a 2 week trip to Europe in 1 roll-aboard
>>5. All of your pens have different hotel names on them
>>6. You NEVER unpack
>>7. You can recognize pilots by the backs of their heads-but not by
>>their faces
>>8. You can tell from 70 yards away if a piece of luggage will fit
>>in the overhead bin
>>9. You care about the local news in a city three states away
>>10. You can tie a neck scarf 36 ways
>>11. You know at least 25 uses for air sickness bags-none of which
>>pertain to vomit
>>12. You understand and actually use the 24-hour clock
>>13. You own 2 sets of uniforms: fat and thin
>>14. You don't think in "months"-you think in "bid packs"
>>15. You always point with two fingers
>>16. You get a little too excited by certain types of ice
>>17. You stand at the front door and politely say "Buh-bye, thanks,
>>have a nice day" when someone leaves your home
>>18. You can make a sentence using all of the following phrases: "At
>>this time, " "For your safety, " "Feel free, " and "As a reminder"
>>19. You know what's on the cover of the current issues of In Touch,
>>Star, and People magazines
>>20. You stop and inspect every fire extinguisher you pass, just to
>>make sure the "gauge is in the green"
>>21. Your thighs are covered in bruises from armrests and elbows
>>22. You wake up and have to look at the hotel stationery to figure
>>out where you are
>>23. You refer to cities by their airport codes
>>24. Every time the doorbell rings you look at the ceiling.
>>25. You actually understand every item on this list