NEO,
Don't be silly.....yes, as you very well know....there is a great difference between the catering standards between the North Sea and Nigeria.
Perhaps you have lingered too long in the White Man's Grave and have forgotten what the real world is about.
The fried egg and sausage with kerosene spread sandwich ala Nigeria....and the smoked salmon sandwiches from the North Sea are more than a bit different.
When the rigs arrive in Nigeria with their catering supplies.....as when the Noble rigs arrived....the food was "great". A few months later when the local catering took over....down hill it went unless one could stop and eat in the Expat dining room.
Please don't suggest the food is just as good in Nigeria as it is on the North Sea.
