Let’s not forget another commonly illegal and improper use of company resources by using a company computer terminal to access the internet during work hours.
BALert as you are a person of integrity and believe in adhering to company standards and procedures I expect you to ring downstairs to security and stand yourself down pending an official investigation for misuse of company time and equipment.You will be issued with a clause 11 and docked wages for time not spent on company work.I also expect you to forego staff travel for 12 months and give back all your company issued shares.
Stubby jumbo,
I hope you demanded and recieved an apology from the keystone cops