In Third Place:
For their opposing views a joint effort between:
WPH for 'Secret camera catches exactly what the pilot thought of his liney’
and
SASless with 'Now we know why the ground crew call the pilots what they do!'
In Second Place:
Lafyar Cokov with 'The gay Harrier pilot, on hearing there were loads of knobs in the cockpit, just held out his hand and hoped...........'
In Glorious First Place, for being so disgusting:
clicker with 'The OASC test was still a puzzle, how do you flick snot out of a cockpit at FL240?'
So clicker, stand up, take a bow, wash your hands and please post the next installment.