I will start by saying that the grass is definitely not greener, and I never thought I would say that I would miss HMS Invincible, but it certainly beat life on a USN LHD (no bar and no ramp).
B and y I don't really undrestand your point, maybe I am missing it? you say the grass isn't greener but then spend all of your next two posts describing how crap life with the RN is compared to the USN! surely then the grass is a lot greener! as so many of us already knew.