Sounds like the real intention of the original posting was to ascertain if he(or she) is likely to get pounced on by the nearest attendant the moment he/she dons his/her gold-braided hat for the first time and enters the aircraft hdg for the flt deck. Still, an interesting thread all the same...keep it coming...
Am a litle concerned, I'm jacking in my highly paid IT job next year as soons as I've paid for my type rating....sounds like I should stay in job and hang around bars near the airport instead!