Thanks and well done to all contributors.
The runners-up are
LuckyBreak with:
.....and that's why we check the TAF before we take off......
and
Tombstone with
After OC Admin refused to authorise the bookings of flights to the RAF Ski Champs, OC 202 took matters into his own hands & decided to show the blunties who the daddy was...
but the winner, with an instant coffee-keyboard moment, is
MilSpFunc with
Looks like hell has frozen over and still no answer from the JPA help desk.
Over to you MSF