Jaysus! Lots of whinging and whining here.
Some talk here about the grass not being greener on the outside. Yeah, on the whole I agree with that. Its not all greener, just different grass. Familiarity ..... contempt ..... etc etc.
One thing I can say is that the 'accomodation' grass where I am is MUCH much, greener. I get my own private porcelain crapper ....... (heavy contented sigh) ....... not one thats been pebble-dashed by an flight engineer whos had too many pints of cochinelli with his kebab.