NEO,
I just spent six weeks in the mountains seeking Deer, Elk, Black Bear, and Cougars to murder....although in some cases with the Cougar it could be a form of self-defense.
Saw each of the critters....at night or standing in the middle of the paved highway thus critters 1....the SAS, zero for the season.
Some how Nigeria seems more like a bad dream than a place I spent quite a bit of time not so long ago.
US Cavalry has some very good body armor and kevlar undies in their catalogue....perhaps you might consider investing in some of their products.