AA, his alleged Military past was unknown until the fateful dinner. His status as a Walt is indisputable. Tarring and feathering is, I believe, unlawful nowadays. Part of me thinks we should just tell him never to darken our door again. Another part of me craves a public 'outing', prefererrably preceded by seeing him dig deeper and deeper.
The wicked side of me is toying with asking a guest speaker to turn up late, and getting Walter Mitty MBE to fill-in on spec, perhaps to regale us with his sandpit experiences?