Oasis' greatest hits? That'll be a short album.
'Oasis' collection of tunes that owe an awful lot to the Beatles and with some sections owing a great deal to Pink Floyd through which the public has funded our drugs consumption' would be a more accurate description.
To be fair, two positive things can be said about Noel Gallagaher - 1) he believes that the lead singer of Coldplay is a whining immature idiot 2) he's not as much of an odious cretin as his brother