As said by Eastwest Loco
"I have personally paid a bribe to make a traffic infringement go away and have been present when a US citizen has bribed his way out of a Visa overstay. This is much more serious, but there is always a price."
Care to elaborate or will you plead the 5th under cross? A more dumb statement I haven't read for a LONG time.......thanks for the giggle.