"My choice of loadout: 2 EPW, 2 ALARM. 90 Rounds of HE. 2 winders, Large Jugs (Jettison when empty) Nav optional.....(Tin hat on!)....
The voice would be saying PULL UP PULL UP ..... (Yes there is one for some things!)
Callsign: Use Lossie 01....."
Cavepunk this is good gen from L J R but please let me translate...
2 EPW = 2 Enhanced Paveway. These can be Paveway 2's or 3's. 2's are a standard 1000lb bomb adapted to become a laser guided bomb. 3's are generally known as the bunker buster as they are designed to bury themselves deep underground before exploding. The enhanced bit means that as well as laser designating to the target they be controlled by a kind of "Sat nav".
2 ALARM = Air Launched Anti Radiation Missile. Basically this baby will take out any radar by following its radiation signal down to the target. If the radar is switched off then the missile can "loiter" around until it is switched back on again.
90 Rounds of HE. 90 rounds of High Explosive ammunition fired from the 27mm Mauser cannon. Personally I would like to give the FRAP a go. (Fragmentation Round Armour Piercing)
2 winders = 2 Sidewinder AIM 9 series air to air missiles as discussed earlier.
Big jugs and little jugs = external underwing fuel tanks to give you that extra range. Jettisonable as LJR states.
Another option is the Storm Shaddow. Great bit of kit this, its like the RAF's cruise missile only better.
That's it for now though I expect the bones will be picked out of this.....