It's not the PT junglie so much as the communal showers afterwards I hate!
My misfortune in having a pen1s the size of a pygmy hamsters tongue shouldn't make me a source of such ridicule!
On the plus side, my strong belief in Karma and Astral balance leads me to believe that my job as Kate Moss's fluffer is just around the corner.
At present, and until medical science improves, I will just have to continue wearing a prosthesis to my medicals to prevent the RN sending me fast jet!