Tourist!
In addition to being wheezy and unfit they also appear to be:
a) Desperate for unsubstantiated advice (cant think for themselves?)
b) Happy to tell all in public ( Security risk?)
c) Quick to get upset about it (Lack of moral Fibre?)
d) Dead easy to wind up (Ideal fodder for a dining in night!)
Two thoughts from my RAF flying training days:
1) Get sharp - Stay sharp
and
2) Just be there and cope
Sometimes you just cant have it all and be a namby pamby, whinging, sickly infant as well, its tough out there!
Helmet on .......Incoming tree huggers!