EMIRATES AIRLINES NOTICE TO CELLPHONE USERS
Before using your cell-phone be aware that fellow passengers will not be impressed by or interested in your banal conversation either in style or content.
It is most likely that you will be considered a public nuisance and tolerated in the same vane as an unruly child.
In the likely event of physical attacks on cell-phone users by fellow passengers in the form of accidently spilled hot coffee the perpetrator of the attack will be treated with full sympathy and understanding of the cabin crew
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