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Old 10th Nov 2006, 16:42
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L337

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thousand of pilots are ready to take your job and even work for free.
ROFLMA.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome onboard this BA flight to HKG. I started last week and I am working for free. The A380 is a little bigger than my C152, but no matter I have bought myself an Atlas. My F.O. is also working for free. He now has 200 hours and is very confident. The insurance company welcomes this move, as they now refuses to insure any BA aircraft after the recent small incidents, and one hull loss. But do not worry, just because I am willing to prostitute myself, you are totally safe. Experience and professionalism count for nothing in aviation. A free pilot is clearly the best pilot. Now my cousin would like to be a surgeon. He is willing to operate for free. Any volunteers? Free facelifts, a practice lower limb amputation, small heart by-pass for free? No?... Trust me, a surgeon that works for free is just as good as one who charges for his services.... He must be, he is prepared to work for free...."

The sound of tumbleweed is heard.....
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