...thousand of pilots are ready to take your job...
I'm not entirely sure where they are. We've been recruiting for a while and we don't seem to be tempting too many away from other airlines.
If you want to do my job for free, you're welcome. You may then get an idea how spoiled we are. After that, you may like to work for our competitors for free and see how efficient we are compared to them. Unfortunately, you'll be the only one working for nothing as the bright people will have left.