Bwaahahaha. Good one. Just have a problem with people who happen to "fly airplanes" as opposed to someone who is a pilot. I take exception (how presumptious of me) to someone who broadcasts statements like " NO JOBS IN CANADA", when: A. it isn't true, and B. Passes job tips in canada to people who ask. Whould you like me to dig up the link(s)?
Seriously though, you strike me as someone with a little bit of cash that doesn't want to spend (waste, by your standards)time in a flying job making perhaps less than than you are now. And would rather pay your way to a jet position. Not a 'pilot' quality, in my not so humble opinion. You don't have to like me, as I'm not seeking your approval. If your dream is to fly, then persue it passionately, without your checkbook. I've got many friends who have flown the "bush" in alaska and would not trade the experience for the world. Some of these guys are now 767 captains.
BTW, just trying to help those who are pinning their hopes on flying in the U.S. A little rumor control never hurt anyone