On a flight from BOM..
Pax;(quietly whispering) do you have any hot drinks ?
Me;would you like to have tea or coffee Sir ? (he he)
Pax;(still whispering quietly), no I want hot drinks, hot hot
Me;(knowing what he wants but..) Certainly Sir, would you like to have tea or coffee, oh or perhaps hot chocolate ? (smiling politely )
Pax(again whispering and speaking extra slowly for me...) I want a hot drink...
Im sure many of you know what the pax was requesting !!!
Pax;I want a whisky on the rocks, without ice
Say no more !!!!
Pax, (on entering plane, holds out boarding card ), 2B
Me; Or not to be Sir !!
