Your aircraft was getting old when you were born...
You haven't done a daylight landing in the past 6 months...
ATC advises of smoother air at a different altitude and you don't give a toss...
When you taxi to up tp an FBO they roll out the red carpet but re-roll it when they reconise you...
You call the hotel bus and they don't understand which part of the airport you are on...
ATC asks you to "Keep the cattle down" so they can hear you speak...
Your aircraft has done more than 75,0000 cycles...
Your company call sign is 'Oil Can'...
The lady at the FBO locks up the coffe machine and removes the complimentary mints as it looks as if you are about to make a meal out of them...
Your aircraft has more than 8 faded company logos on it...
You wear the same shirt for a week and no one complains...
Every FBO makes you park out of sight of their building...
You walk bare footed throught the FBO because you've just woken up...
You mark every ramp with engine oil...
Everything you own is in your flight bag and suitcase...
