When I was a METS stude at Finningley there was a guy on my course who wrote a very interesting letter to the PMC asking permission to keep his dog in his room. Amongst many hilarious comments in his application letter was "...and I assure you that Cindy is far better behaved and far more loyal than her owner."
Strangely enough, permission was granted. Unfortunately, one morning there was a Station Commanders inspection of Filton block and our hero had just returned from night flying so had put a hotel "Do Not Disturb" sign on his door and was happily snoring and burping away in bed with Cindy on the floor alongside when in walked the staish. Cindy didn't like uninvited guests and the staish left a hell of a lot faster than he had entered.
Beags, you know who we are talking about here - the Bisto Kid!
