Gasp....shock.....horror.....Royal Marines are taking showers....stop the press.
If you want to get bootnecks fighting then just take away their showers and reduce them to living like pongo's, nothing will piss them off more.
Once security is sorted the next thing on a bootnecks mind is a few home comforts. We'd always manage to fashion a shower stall out of something. And the chefs would always be able to put something tasty together even with gash rations.
When on op haven my brother was quite happy with his tented accom......with marble tiled patio area and shower cubicle which had been borrowed from one of Saddams palace stores.