NEO!
I am sure that the engineers and the driver were all thinking to themselves, 'Darn! This is really going to mess up our program for recruiting people to come to Lagos!' as they were being rudely disposessed of their transport and whatnot.
Well, if they are the way I was, I never travelled with treasured keepsakes; the Rolex stayed home after a friend nearly lost his arm to a machete-wielding robber on Airport Road who wanted his.
I thought I saw two tiny scars from the lobotomy and I guess I was right. They have you thinking like a manager now.
Or were you making one of those jokes the way sneaky Brits like to? That is the trouble with you people! I am never sure if someone is, perhaps, taking the Michael. Why can't you all just wear funny tee-shirts and leave it at that?