You could make a delicious & nutritious beverage from some of the stuff i've seen spilt on the main-deck!,how about live eels in a delicious bull seamen broth,with just a 'soupcon' of fluid leaking from a container of 'human infective agent' ( HIV,or Hep 'C'!) to garnish !.
MMMMMMH ,good to the last drop & no seasoning required !.