Mainstream Options:
Tony B-Liar
'Call Me Dave'- I Cycle, but have my Lappy in my RangeRover
Ming (Any leader called 'Ming'..... Bad Idea. "Flash, Flash I love you!" etc)
See my point. Who Do you vote for? Why coudn't Ex-Serving members of any side/faith/rank/time period form a credible party. You never know, it might work. I can just imagine an old WO as PM shouting....'"Don't 'But' me Lad.... Get the Flip on with it!!"
Now, back to earth.... engage retro thrusters......
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